*Makes a vomiting noise*
Egg! No! I only eat fried eggs when I really have to, like in a cafe or something. Why would you add them to a home friend brekkie?
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

then why even have them in a cafe?
you odd cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

Like when you get taken out for breakfast.
It doesn't happen very often, though. I usually veto the cafe and suggest a croissant/danish and a cup of coffee instead.
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

She goes in and they strap her down and force feed her fried eggs for six hours
It's a hard life
( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

what, no beans?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)