i have an abcess on my scrotum that has just burst and there is puss and blood everywhere, i think i can see my testicle through the hole and it is pissing blood
do you think i should call an ambulance, bit scared to get on the bus to guys hospital in this state
( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

nah, bundle it up and get on the bus.

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

unless the bus is really infrequent, a long long journey, or you are in too much pain and may faint.

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

MORE TO THE POINT:
"pus" and "abscess".

learn, bitch.
( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

youtube it
try and put your cock in it too
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

Sellotape with fix that

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

and tcp

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Film it.
£250 on You've Been Framed!
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Use the hole to keep your spare change.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Betadine. Plaster. Heroin.
In that order and you'll be right as rain.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Heroin is a 'drug' belonging to the opiat family.
It is sometimes called 'smack' or 'horse'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Wowzers. You are the cleverest person I don't know.

(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

You should get a 'cab', which is like a car which other people drive in exchange for money.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

as long as you don't come to the hospital I work at.. get a bus
oh and wrap it up in vinegar and brown paper.. won't do any good but will get rid of the stench 'arf!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)