I WANT TO GO HOME

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

I wish you'd come home too
You're always working late, you hardly see the kids anymore and you haven't touched me in months, I've got needs you know.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

It's alright love
I'll pop by and sort out that leaky tap for you.
I'll kick a ball round with the kids for a bit and then we can have a bit of how's your father while they watch Britain's Got Talent.

He'll never know.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I CAN SMELL YOU IN HIM

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

You drove me into his arms!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

My strong powerful arms
that will FUCK YOU UP!

She's mine - you don't want her!
All you care about is your job - she needs a man who understands the plumbing!
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

I WANT TO GO HOME WITH A PIE THEY ARE SO SATISFYING
FILLED WITH GRAAAAAVY.
I WANT TO EAT MEAT.
GOD KNOOOWWWS.
GOD KNOWS I'M EATING A PIE.

*Brian May solo*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

it's strange but it's true
can't get enough, of your pastry-crusted goo
but I have to be sure
when I bite to your core
ooh, that I'm gonna taste meat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)