who did he hand it in to?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Head of dept silly

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

My car has five of these little red slots marked "press"
but the creases in my trousers are still there
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

they're for journalists only.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

I wondered why they worked for half of my friends :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

to keep their Hairy Kirry?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

for the lulz

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

I reckon it's so they don't get hurt on their way, or something like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)