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Why do suicide bombers wear detonator necklaces?
It sets the outfit off.

/just found on my best-of-talk page

I used to be funny. What were you 3 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
A lazy bastard.
I've mostly dropped the 'lazy' now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
Younger and fatter

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
Just about to drive to Mongolia

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
fuck, my profile picture is three years old
I wish I could still have a mullet
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
that chemical accident really changed things for you

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

for the better
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
15.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
aw wickle baybee

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
Three years younger

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
ALIIIIIIIIIIVE

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
Also
Owen left Liverpool, they won the European Cup. He joined Real Madrid, won nothing. He joined Newcastle, they got relegated. Man Utd fans, enjoy...
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
A basket case
so nothing's changed
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
In Risca, training to be a mechanical engineer.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

engin qu
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
That would have been much more exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
employed.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
the rootinest, tootinest varmint around

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)