B3ta cock thread
how big, where's it been, brushings in the toilet dont count
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

big/ym

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

Massive
all over the shop.
Well, two americans, one albanian, the rest have been english...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

I've done 4 of the 5 olympic rings
at which point I told myself I should take life more seriously*

*failed to get the 5th ring
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

rushing oxfile
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

I'm not sure if I'm just thinking about this too much
Do you mean the large hole that is on the back of a boxfile ?
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

mines just normal :(
its been in vaginas, my hand, and nearly once in a ladies poop hole.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

Iheard that some ladies really love it
in the poop hole, and some ladies really dont love it in the poop hole.
Mrs turb0t doesnt like it there.
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

somewhere in between rnuk and wormulus
SEXY
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

i like to dip it in paint and drag it along the walls whilst on the travelators at airports

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

Mediocre.
In some women.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

Good job you like men with tiny colons then, eh?

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

I'm not gay.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

not all
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

If they are only half gay
would it be a semicolon ?
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

Probably about average.
It spends a lot of time around the house and in my pants.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

I'm so aroused right now

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

the last good post on /talk was when SSG linked some chimpanzee porn
it's been all downhill since then
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

I want to bum you up the bum

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

BEST POST EVAR ^

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

Now I want to bum YOU up the bum

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

SECOND BEST POST EVAR^

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

*cough*
tinyurl.com/mdohe4
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

no, this was a pair of ugly herpes-ridden munters letting a chimpanzee touch their stagnant mimsies in return for crack money

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwegzhXAqaQ
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

About the same as my handspan.
/TMI
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)