I already work full time as someone without a job.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Guaranteed Overtime!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

I get paid whatever loose change I can find dropped on the streets.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

You should start signing on, - then you'd have a guaranteed income and you could count the money you find on the street as a bonus.
( C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

I can't sign on yet,
plus I don't need to. Signing on should be an absolute last resort.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Scouring the streets for loose change should also be a last resort.
( C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)