Right, you need to pop back to Ireland in a couple of months
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( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

Oh bugger and fuck.
I can't. :-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

whoa, i'm like totally signing up for this

( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

You're not allowed come, you'll only bully everyone.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

that's really unfair, i could go and visit my family and see all the forum users who i love with all my heart
:(((((((

m

x
( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

Thats harsh, we need more mongy lovin'

I for one would welcome the mongster.
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

hey thanks, i can feel the love, but i also can see when i'm not wanted, that's fine, still all my love
m

x
( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

Even if you're not there in person, you'll be there in my heart

for ever and always

b

xx
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

that is very kind of you, i can feel the love and am touched by it, i really should go and see my family in dublin at some point soon, give them some love
loads of love

m

x
( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

Fuck 'em, mongy, fuck 'em 'ard.
Innit, not bein' funny or nuffin', but I don't reckon it would be the jokes they're makin' out. They act the big I Am, talk a good game, but at the end of the day, they ain't right for us. We're proppa lots, salt of the earth, well safe, and they want you to make bare journeys for what? U no what I mean? Innit, we should 'ave our own gatherin', I'll get extra credit an send pickshas to their mobiles about the laughs we're 'avin', fuck it, coke and whores?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

fuckin sweet gonz, let's fuckin ave it large, show them mugs what the big boys do in the smoke
don't want it turning tasty tho geez, i can't do anothe stretch, if you know what i mean, some would love to see me back in the walls, you get me
( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

yeah' boi', I'll crotch at yo' yard.
Yeah', nuffin' too 'eavy, if you can get your hands on that geezer from here, the one who the other day who was offering us all some non-paracetimol-lacied-opiats though, well, that would be well safe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

There was a big Irish Travler's wedding at a local pub last night.
All 4 local cab firms were trying to pass their jobs onto eachother, we couldn't be blatent and say anything over the radio (what we send, everyone hears, but what the drivers send, only the office can hear). They were going quite far, about £50 jobs.

One of our drivers took a lot, but everyone else refused. I don't know what happened to him because I went home 15 minuites before he picked them up, but I hope he got a huge tip or something to make the others gutted.

We also had a few runners on some very big jobs (saaf lahndan), which is double-gutted on a friday night as they spend a few hours not working.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

as someone from sarf lahndan i find it hard to get a cab home from london
but check this gonz, the illegals at charing cross try it on, you tell them bexleyheath, they say a score, sweet spuds, then they try and diddle you when you get to blackheath, say they ment that, do they think i'm some sort of cunt, got mug on my forehead
( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

As an insider....
The prices arn't worked out exactly at our firm, granted, some drivers do try it on, and they're mugs because you ain't comin' back to our firm if they do that. If we catch them, they get royal bollocking. We all got little PDAs with TomTom software built in. The system is crap, made worst by an IT guy who has the nouse to block AVG with Norton. I always add on a couple of quid when quoting, sayin', for example, "£10-12".

I'm supprised some drivers don't get decked with the libertys they take though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

these boys aint even cabs gonz, they just hang around charing cross looking for punters in there datsun cherrys

( mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

I blame the PCO office.
Yeah', sure this whole "The cost of an illigal minicab: rape" thing was effective, but they didn't tell a single person how to actually tell the differance.

In the past, we've had a few chancers pull up outside our office, yell out 'cab', and get a bunch of people. Put the shits right up him when he tried it the third time, got all the boys to charge out at him, he hit two cars as he span off at full pelt. Then called the rozzers, not sure if they ever found him though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

I don't fucking blame them.
I wouldn't go near the cunts either. Fucking knackers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)

Yup, I can just imagine one of the drivers coming back with no hubcaps and a dag.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

And a faceful of shotgun.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

Facebook just suggested I add Syncubus to my friends
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

He was one of the first people I had on my facebook
think he's deleted me now. It was heartbreaking, but I think I'm over it.
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

He hasn't, I just looked at how I know him and you came up.
I know you phone him up in the middle of the night, twirling your phone cord with your finger sayin' "Hay there, yeah', it's me.... nothin' really, just wanted to see how you are.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)