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Is it celebrity spluff pun time?
David Beck cum

*edit* I've thoroughly enjoyed the responses, cheers all
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
David Seaman.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
piss poor, 1/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
Victoria Beck cum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
Nice one, 9/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
piston broke stand up is hilarious.
I rate it 10/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
chow young manfat

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
Silly glued eel, this is not food post

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
Jizzy Rascal

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
That made me laugh, 10/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
hahaha

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Richard Littlejohnthomas

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Bit convoluted but I appreciate the effort, 6/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
Jizzy Jizzbourne

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Bit of an old man gag, 6/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Eric Morecum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
fucking hell that made me laugh :)
*edit* 10/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
Spray Winstone

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
There is no point rating yours as you are the funniest fucker on the planet

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
Sperm Britten

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
I love you

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Alan Cumming

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
nice one, but not really a pun, 4/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Alan's Cumming

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
David ComeAllOverMyFason

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
hmm, 4/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
Jismbard Kingdom Brunel

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
hahaha

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
haha, 8/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Tony Splart

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Michael Jackscum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Jackie Chan's yorkshire wife is alwawys phoning him up to tell him he's late for picking up his son shaun
e' jack, u late, shaun

actually it would be better if his wife was called shaun, and was just texting him to tell him he was late, imagine I typed that the first time
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Splooge McDuck

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Claudia Wankleman

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
I'm struggling to keep up with all the celeb spluff puns
anyway, 7/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Tony Splattery

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
You're good at this
9/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
Willy Allen

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Not jizz related but quite funny
6/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
That was my grandad's name

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Did he make you Smile?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Zoe Ballsack

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
Chuckamuckawumba

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
Manfatama Whitbread

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
Oh, now, it's not really spluff related but it made me laugh
10/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
You're very kind. I broke the rules but still got a top score.
Reminds of a geography quiz we had in Year 8. When queried in which year the (something like) Fish Wars were, my answer of 19 Fish-ty 2 still received a score
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
How is manfat not spluff related?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I thought manfat was the cock rather than the jizz?
If I'm wrong I apologise, no offence, forum banter etc
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
oh man, you wait until everyone hears about this at playtime

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
Fresh Prince of Bell End

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
Poor effort, 2/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
Featuring Jizzy Jeff.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Gluey Andrews

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
Cum Marsh

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
Anne Widdicum
or Anne Widdipre-cum
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
Nice one, 9/10
If you'd gone with 'anne wee wee cum' you would've got full points
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
Hilary's Wank

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
Too obvious, 3/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
Trevor McDonald's cum.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Semen Cowell

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Nice one
9/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
Natasha Kaplinski's cum.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Johnny Depp's cum.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
Keanu Reeve's cum.
I'm good at this.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
Joanna Cumley.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
Ok, not bad
7/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
Lord Fuckcunt Sperm Bags the Third

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
Megan Fox's cum.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
Abi Titmuss' cum.
John Lesley's cum.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
Simon CumTowel.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
Jiz Blaster Geordie

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
Megan Fox's Cream

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Fear-I Fawcett Too Hard Inside Your Anus Cum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
haha, fuck
8/10, possibly higher when I work out what the fuck you are saying
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
Raquelle Welsh Cum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
TOM SPLOOGE

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Keira Knightley's cum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
MANGLUED EEL

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
JONATHAN TOSS

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Jackscum Bollock?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Tom Cruis Cum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
HANDSHANDY PETERS

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
I like this
9/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
he's the brother of a schoolmate
he actually went to school with my brother.
It made me lol and is 100% allegedly accurate
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Chuckle Brother's cum.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
DAVID WOWIE!

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
EDGAR TIGHT GRIP

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
RICKY MALAISE

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
RICKY MAN MAYONNAISE

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
9/10

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Julia Robert's cum.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
Spunkan Goodhew

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
Hugh Fernley Wittingstall's cum

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
Cumrag Hood

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
Jeff Bridgejizz

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
spnuk
rnuk
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
The Bee Jizz

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
Brilliant
10/10
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
Mrs Slo-cum!
Thanks to mrs zuki for that one.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
Mollys Slug-Den?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
You can award Mrs Zuki 10 points

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
She's dancing for you.
She's Her tits are
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)