Is it celebrity spluff pun time?
David Beck cum

*edit* I've thoroughly enjoyed the responses, cheers all
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

David Seaman.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

piss poor, 1/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Victoria Beck cum

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Nice one, 9/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

piston broke stand up is hilarious.
I rate it 10/10
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

chow young manfat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Silly glued eel, this is not food post

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Jizzy Rascal

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

That made me laugh, 10/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

hahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Richard Littlejohnthomas

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Bit convoluted but I appreciate the effort, 6/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

Jizzy Jizzbourne

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Bit of an old man gag, 6/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Eric Morecum

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

fucking hell that made me laugh :)
*edit* 10/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

Spray Winstone

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

There is no point rating yours as you are the funniest fucker on the planet

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

Sperm Britten

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

I love you

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Alan Cumming

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

nice one, but not really a pun, 4/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Alan's Cumming

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

David ComeAllOverMyFason

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

hmm, 4/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Jismbard Kingdom Brunel

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

hahaha

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

haha, 8/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Tony Splart

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Michael Jackscum

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Jackie Chan's yorkshire wife is alwawys phoning him up to tell him he's late for picking up his son shaun
e' jack, u late, shaun

actually it would be better if his wife was called shaun, and was just texting him to tell him he was late, imagine I typed that the first time
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Splooge McDuck

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Claudia Wankleman

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm struggling to keep up with all the celeb spluff puns
anyway, 7/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Tony Splattery

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

You're good at this
9/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

Willy Allen

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Not jizz related but quite funny
6/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

That was my grandad's name

( nick the greek, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Did he make you Smile?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

Zoe Ballsack

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Chuckamuckawumba

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Manfatama Whitbread

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Oh, now, it's not really spluff related but it made me laugh
10/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

You're very kind. I broke the rules but still got a top score.
Reminds of a geography quiz we had in Year 8. When queried in which year the (something like) Fish Wars were, my answer of 19 Fish-ty 2 still received a score
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

How is manfat not spluff related?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

I thought manfat was the cock rather than the jizz?
If I'm wrong I apologise, no offence, forum banter etc
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

oh man, you wait until everyone hears about this at playtime

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Fresh Prince of Bell End

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Poor effort, 2/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Featuring Jizzy Jeff.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Gluey Andrews

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Cum Marsh

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Anne Widdicum
or Anne Widdipre-cum
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Nice one, 9/10
If you'd gone with 'anne wee wee cum' you would've got full points
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Hilary's Wank

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Too obvious, 3/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

Trevor McDonald's cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Semen Cowell

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Nice one
9/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Natasha Kaplinski's cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Johnny Depp's cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Keanu Reeve's cum.
I'm good at this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Joanna Cumley.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Ok, not bad
7/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

Lord Fuckcunt Sperm Bags the Third

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Megan Fox's cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Abi Titmuss' cum.
John Lesley's cum.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

Simon CumTowel.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

Jiz Blaster Geordie

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

Megan Fox's Cream

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Fear-I Fawcett Too Hard Inside Your Anus Cum

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

haha, fuck
8/10, possibly higher when I work out what the fuck you are saying
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Raquelle Welsh Cum

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

TOM SPLOOGE

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Keira Knightley's cum

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

MANGLUED EEL

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

JONATHAN TOSS

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Jackscum Bollock?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

Tom Cruis Cum

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

HANDSHANDY PETERS

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

I like this
9/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

he's the brother of a schoolmate
he actually went to school with my brother.
It made me lol and is 100% allegedly accurate
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Chuckle Brother's cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

DAVID WOWIE!

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

EDGAR TIGHT GRIP

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

RICKY MALAISE

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

RICKY MAN MAYONNAISE

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

9/10

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

Julia Robert's cum.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Spunkan Goodhew

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hugh Fernley Wittingstall's cum

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Cumrag Hood

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Jeff Bridgejizz

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

spnuk
rnuk
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

The Bee Jizz

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Brilliant
10/10
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

Mrs Slo-cum!
Thanks to mrs zuki for that one.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Mollys Slug-Den?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

You can award Mrs Zuki 10 points

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

She's dancing for you.
She's Her tits are
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)