So has anyone actually gone to my not-even-real bash?

( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)

It's been FABULOUS.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)

Fat poof.
Eaten many horses lately?
( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

Yeah
You're not invited.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

what

( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Yeah,
wait no. Why, where is it? Is it in my house?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Apparently it's here.
www.streetmap.co.uk/newsearch.srf?mapp=newmap&searchp=newsearch&name=B65+9QD
( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Titford Road?
Cakemore?
Bell End?
Richard's Close?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Mincing Lane,
just off Bell End.
( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Double hit.

( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

Birmingham?
No thanks.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

I drinking not even real beer with a complete not even real understanding of what's not really going on

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Aren't you?

( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

yenos

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

How many?

( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

several apart from all of them

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

I'm snuggled under a patchwork quilt. Lovely.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

bit hot for that sort of thing isn't it

( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

Not here.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

You and your stupid country.
All you have is potatoes and Jesus and tea. I'm glad you fucked off back where you came from. I bet you didn't even tarmac any drives.

What have I missed?
( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

Fuck off, you stupid faced cunt. I don't even like Jesus or tea, so HA.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Stop being so nasty to Jesus.
What did he ever do to you except DIE FOR YOUR SINS?
( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

He stole our drink, and let the English in.
He's a right cunt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

He is a bit of a shit, isn't he.
Shows his bloody holes to anyone that asks and all. Much like you.
( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

well it is here
i can't be expected to keep track of the weather everywhere
( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

I'll give you regular weather updates, then.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

in new threads only please

( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

will do.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

thanks

( well, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

it's made of ice cubes

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

3 or 4 ply?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

It appears to be 3 ply.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

poor Biff :(
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Haha, awww

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

is this your coming out party?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

Yeah. Thanks to Druid.

( Malchick, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

I'm having a whale of a time.
Anyone got some space to crash?
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

There's a couple of flats in London going cheap
if you don't mind people smoking
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)