I just made a bad smell.
she sprayed the freshenerer before she could smell it. I felt that was an expression of lack of confidence.

last time you were let down?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

This thread.
This joke was inevitable.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

and doesn't warrant a reply.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

shit.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

You don't want smells to put her off doing the dishes and that.
Got to keep Britain clean and all that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

She knows her place.
behind me, guiding the washing up
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

I bet she's lubing up the strap-on right now

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

Lube?
WINNAR.
she just told me it#s a double. DOUBLE WINNAR!

hang on....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Think of England.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

I don't want it to put me off my stroke.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

just sing jerusalem as she goes in for the kill

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

If you'd heard me sing you'd know that was a bad plan.
I sing like Susan Boyle looks.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

ahhh right
cross eyed gnomes are all the rage these days though
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

she said she'd swallow but she coughed

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

This is awesome
www.flickr.com/photos/synthclarion/3688048982/
( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

hahahaha
fucking hell
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

No, I don't get it

( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

Or do you?

( SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)