I won a bottle of wine on the train home from london
it had stopped for engineering things so they did a quiz over the PA.
I handed my sheet in and won a bottle of wine which I gave to some middle aged cackling women.

I am very sunburnt, it is tingly.
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

FLIRTING!


MOOHALAA FOR MARRIAGE IN '09!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's deep pink
and made a fat girl on the walk home say "fuckin' ell you're well burnt mate"
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

You be careful.
She might mistake you for an iced bun.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Or a fondant fancy.
Gayest of all the treats.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

you're well in there moo.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

cheers for the vino dino

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I saw that on twitter, looks sore:(
Did you put aloe vera on it?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I have some in the fridge and will slap some on after a shower
which I am guessing will hurt.

Ooops!
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Not really, just makes you go OOH when you put it on, from the cold.
I love that stuff, it's great. If it's really bad, towels soaked in cold water will help cool it down aswell.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

hmm
It's not THAT bad, but a pasty internet shut in with six hours of sunshine on no suncream'd skin isn't good.
Haha
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

It's not good for anyone, silly Moo.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

I have to use factor 40 at least i'm so pale :(

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Apparently factor 30 is now the only one recommended, there's something about the higher factors not wrking that well.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

I tend to use the ones designed for albino children
does the trick!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I put total sunblock on my cat's ears, works well.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

awww bless
happy moggy
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

No, she hates it. But tough shit, she escaped without it a good few times last year, and got skin cancer, and the top of her pinnae amputated.
So lots of suncream for the remaining bits.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

well you're doing what you can
and let's face it no animal really understands why you do what you do
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Nope, she'll have to put up with it.
I must brush her now, she has half a field stuck to her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

I got some special pet spray-on sunblock for Billy
He hates it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I never bothered with that, seems very expensive.
The spray stuff is usually a bit watery, and Fluffy goes out and rolls straight away. She needs thick stuff that won't wash or rub off quickly.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Yes Billy does that too, he's mostly brown over his head and front legs anyway
What's the best sort then?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Em, the Banana Boat factor 50 is good, it's really thick, lasts for ages.
But my mother was saying something about them not selling it here anymore, might be still in the UK, though. You can get it online, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

lol, 'rub off'

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

MOOEY IS AT MELANOMA ALERT 7!!

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I'm sure you have some (very expensive) shaving soother
Use that. It works a treat.
Christ, look at me giving skincare tips to a fruit!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)