There's a film now on Sky about a man-eating crocodile
I'm going to watch that
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

I'm watching Michael McIntyre whilst I listen to the chavs argue outside and wait for mr sp@m to book our holiday so I can have official celebration drinks

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Can you let me know which bit of Michael McIntyre's act is the funny bit?
I'm yet to find it :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

If you'd come by my house last week, you could have seen a man eating ostrich
OM NOM NOM!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Which man did it eat?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

A big bird with long legs?
Probably has a choice.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I was the man. I ate the ostrich.
Not all of it, mind. Just the tasty barbecued steaky bits
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)