32, old man.
( C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

And coffee machines intimidate you?
You'd have been shit back in the industrial revolution.
Shit.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

I didn't know that coffee machines were prevalent during the industrial revolution?
( C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

No, but there were EVEN BIGGER machines, with MOAR STEAM, and so forth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

BS - you'll be telling me next that they ran at pressures higher than 20 bar
( C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Don't put words in my mouth, child.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

Yer but the kegs these days are a piece of piss and that.
Soooooo...
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

Srsly tho u gta jst squib 2 shots of grownd cofee in2 th top of u shit, twist it on 2 da macheen, pres da but-n, get yo milk, steam an froth yo milk, n pour dat shit on top.
its laik 1 shot of cofee 4 a late and 2 shots of cofee for a capacheeeknow
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

NO YOU FUCKING PRICK
You have to squash the coffee down really hard or the steam goes through it too quickly and you gt a cup of shit coffee.

Honestly, you're such a fucking prick sometimes. I hope you fucking die soon, seriously.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

sry msed owt the squashin bt wuts dis steam u b putin thru yo cofee?
i thort it was hot water spaztik
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

you utter piss-stinking fucktard, if you don't squash the coffee into the metal cup thing you get a shit espresso
I'd get djrich to tell you all about it but he's fucked off
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

i used to like rich
i dont like many people
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Disco Dickie is sadly missed

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

lord rest 'is sowl

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

I really wish you wouldn't say that
Wishing people would die makes me sad :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

I deserved it though to be fair.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

Why?
It clearly wasn't intended to be takens eriously in this case.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

It just makes me sad
even as a joke.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

What's the worst thing we can wish each other without upsetting you?
As we really don't want to do that.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

Toe stubbing
that's a bastard without endangering life.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

What about a papercut to the bellend/clit?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

well no because that would prevent sex
and thus might prevent the creation of a person who might cure lol aids or cancer or soemthing.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

It might encourage some folk to make the beast with two backs.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

WOAH

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

Mind connection there gilgy

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

I hope you stub your toe quite badly

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

I'm going to cut my toes off to prevent this eventuality.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)