If a man asks for a malibu and coke, don't shout "GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!" at them
also beware of the concealed money trick (customer waves a £20 note at you, then swaps it for a tenner that's hidden in their hand at the last minute, but you give them change for a 20 as that's what you remember)
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

I'm gonna try this later

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Make sure you're getting served by a spastic or it won't work.
I can't remember which pub Sammi said she worked in though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

And about:blank won't tell me where he works :(

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

Would you really want some cunt off the internet turning up for your first day on a new job?
( C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

i shudder at meeting ANY cunt off the internet
fuck that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

Usually depends of busy the bar is
Probably works best in chavvy nightclubs where they have one or two bar staff trying to serve 50 people at once
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

Watch out for the inverse of the concealed money trick, where they actually give you too much money and then steal whatever they give you that's extra because you have no morals or conscience.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

All Kum-Ji wants in life is to meet her favorite boy band, DDL. When she finds that the roster for the fan club is full, Kum-Ji despairs on ever having the chance to meet them face to face. Just when she believes all hope is lost, she decides to con her way into the boy band circuit by faking an interest in another band, Yo-I, and joining their fan club. Once in, she will have access to other bands, including her beloved DDL, who often plays the same shows. However, the best laid plans so frequently go awry, and her deception is very quickly discovered by one of the band members, E-Soh. E-Soh originally decides to blackmail Kum-Ji into doing whatever he wants, but he never planned on falling in love!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)