i'd make the choir sing through vocoders, and the congregation dance the robot
i would make farting a deadly sin, and you would have to shout out "praise the lord" every time your arse betrayed you
( spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

All good.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

:(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)