Because the pub has shut early.
Fucking pub. :(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

it seems very early for a pub to shut!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

Maybe they've gone out of business.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

There were Police and an ambulance outside it earlier.
They probably all went in there and shut the place down so they could drink all the best stuff.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Your second biggest problem is that you live somewhere with "the pub" rather than "pubs".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

that is an issue.
i work in a pub five minute walk from here, and go past seven pubs on my way there.
serious business.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

that isn't including the two pubs opposite the pub i work in.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

oh i forgot one,
eight. then there's the four just past my pub.
man. maybe we've got too many pubs.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

your town is pub whore heaven

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I bet you don't have any kebab houses though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

bloody loads!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

and a fish and chip shop called the codfather,
which actually isn't that bad.
and loads of cardiff city fc greasy spoons. in what respect they are cardiff city fc greasy spoons rather than just greasy spoons, i don't yet know.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

well, I bet you don't have any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something long to live
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

I've got a Tiger Taxi near where I live.
And a Dragon Taxi, too.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Dragon Taxis clearly trump all other taxis.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

a belly buster breakfast from ramons in cathays

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

quality

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

indeed
also the albany fish bar is my favorite chip shop
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

you bloody idiot.
that's not even the best chippy on albany road!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

what is then?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

the albany chip restaraunt and bike store.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I don't understand the phrase "too many pubs."
Please explain.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

hahahahahoohoohooooooo!!!!!!!!!111111111

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Me neither
The red bit is me the green bits are pubs the circle is about a 1/3 mile diameter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)

So how come I've never seen a giant red dot on Corrie, or something?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's my wig

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Seriously though, that is a respectable pub count.
Good locationising on your part.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm moving to the very edge of that circle next week
:(

And by circle I mean picture. It just gets worse :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Holy shit
You live in Goatse

img232.imageshack.us/img232/9184/goaste.jpg
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

i am far better than you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

No
You'll be dead soon
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

exactly.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

Is this some kind of existential crisis?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)