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There is a group of people outside the charity shop across the road, rumaging through the left-out bags.
They're making quite a mess.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
It wasn't interesting the first time you caught the woman doing it.
It still isn't.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
why are you here?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
Because the pub has shut early.
Fucking pub. :(
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
it seems very early for a pub to shut!

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
Maybe they've gone out of business.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
There were Police and an ambulance outside it earlier.
They probably all went in there and shut the place down so they could drink all the best stuff.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Your second biggest problem is that you live somewhere with "the pub" rather than "pubs".

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
that is an issue.
i work in a pub five minute walk from here, and go past seven pubs on my way there.
serious business.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
that isn't including the two pubs opposite the pub i work in.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
oh i forgot one,
eight. then there's the four just past my pub.
man. maybe we've got too many pubs.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
your town is pub whore heaven

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
I bet you don't have any kebab houses though

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
bloody loads!

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
and a fish and chip shop called the codfather,
which actually isn't that bad.
and loads of cardiff city fc greasy spoons. in what respect they are cardiff city fc greasy spoons rather than just greasy spoons, i don't yet know.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
well, I bet you don't have any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something long to live
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
I've got a Tiger Taxi near where I live.
And a Dragon Taxi, too.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
Dragon Taxis clearly trump all other taxis.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
a belly buster breakfast from ramons in cathays

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
quality

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
indeed
also the albany fish bar is my favorite chip shop
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
you bloody idiot.
that's not even the best chippy on albany road!
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
what is then?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
the albany chip restaraunt and bike store.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
I don't understand the phrase "too many pubs."
Please explain.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
hahahahahoohoohooooooo!!!!!!!!!111111111

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
Me neither
The red bit is me the green bits are pubs the circle is about a 1/3 mile diameter
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
So how come I've never seen a giant red dot on Corrie, or something?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
It's my wig

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
Seriously though, that is a respectable pub count.
Good locationising on your part.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
I'm moving to the very edge of that circle next week
:(

And by circle I mean picture. It just gets worse :(
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
Holy shit
You live in Goatse

img232.imageshack.us/img232/9184/goaste.jpg
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
:(

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
i am far better than you

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
No
You'll be dead soon
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
exactly.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
Is this some kind of existential crisis?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
Kick their fucking heads in, so.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I'm watching THE TENNIS.
Tomorrow, I'll not give a flying fuck about it, much like 80% of the population.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
I never gave a fuck about it
saving myself even more time
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
I've got time to waste.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
I never understand why the peasent orders cannot have some decent standards of behaviour.
Etiquette and grace cost nothing. Definitly less than Buckfast.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
I just perturbed my girlfriend
by texting her intimate details about her home village to her whilst she was away at a festival.

I'd popped over there (200km) to buy some car parts, but she refused to believe I was standing outside her old primary school. It was good japes.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
Why was it good japes?
Have I missed something?
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
She comes from some godforsaken pig farming village in deep south Poland
she knows I've never been there in my life (before today) and couldn't understand how I suddenly knew the name of the local cinema and pub and stuff. Of course, I hadn't told her I was going to this place, it was just a coincidence that that was where someone was selling some old-school alloys for my car.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
I see.
I have done similar.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
I haven't

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
I'm refusing to say whether or not I have.
This is in order to maintain my privacy, and aura of mystery.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
aura?
HIPPY!
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
Assuming the word aura has spiritual connotations?
IDIOT!
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
What?
you bought some 15" OZ Alpinas as well?
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
Are you going to drive them along the yellow brick road?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
I would
if I had the courage :(
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
those look a lot like wheel

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
they're like wheels of cheese
only with the cheese removed and replaced with metal.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
Do swiss tyres come ready punctured?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
go and tell them
We had a family who used to do this whenever anyone put anything out around here. Last year my mate asked me to store a few of her bags until she got the keys to her place and she was in the boot of her car getting the rest of the stuff out and she popped her head up from the boot only to find them rifling through her underwear.

The second time my son decided to drop his scooter off at home so we put it behind the bin, I walked up to the house only to find a kids riding it down the road and his mum clapping with glee. I told her right the fuck off.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
See, such folk should be culled.
The gene pool has to be cleansed.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
It really riles me
They just take bags that you leave out for the charity van, if they are poor and they want my old clothes I would probably give them to them if they asked but they don't.

I haven't seen them in a while now though, they are usually seen walking up my street in purple shell suits screaming at each other in Polish and drinking can of lager at 8am, my poor lovely Polish neighbour must have been mortified.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
if you see them again, shout
"spear-dal-eye shell." That'll learn 'em not to fuck wit yaz.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
Tell me what it means first

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
"fuck off", basically

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
Writes down
I'm not very good at insults but if I see them scrounging like that again I'll come back and tell them in their own language.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
I don't understand some people's attitudes sometimes.
I mean sure, the girl across the road must be in some sort of desprate situation (although maybe not), but the case you've just said seems like they've got no respect for other people's property.

Also: McLelland 'Seriously strong' spreadable cheese with breadsticks are quite nice.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
My Aunts just brought me back some cheese from the lakes
Sweet onion and chilli. It's delish!
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

u
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
bring her joy by sticking your
nob in her face
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)