because I'm not going to let someone fuck me if they have to put a bag over my head.
they can take me as I am or not at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

me and my girlfriend enjoy some, what is known in certain circles as, bag-play,
from time to time.
it's quite common these days you know, loosen up honey, it's the late 90's already.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

oh I'm sure you both enjoy it
it's just not for me. In my opinion, it's degrading, just as it's degrading for a man to want to be humiliated by a dominatrix during sex. Sex isn't supposed to be about humiliation in my books.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

you have too many rules.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

frigid bitch

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

just for you.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

as you are please
*panders*
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

TBL, trawling for 17 year olds, right here^^^
TITS OR GTFO next?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

17?
damn.

oh well, could have been worse I suppose...... (does not mention KK)
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

And taken.
but ta love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

*wanders off looking lonely*

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

Try lower TBL, they might be less likely to reject!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

Don't you try and pull a guilt trip on me.
It won't work you know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

ah well... cant blame a bloke for trying

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

picardin' dis

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

word
or somesuch
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Sorry mate,
we can still be friends though, right?


Right??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Well...this isn't uncomfortable.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

It's a shame the icons are too small to accurately show the picard facepalm
Maybe do a PedoBear instead?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)