I don't know what either of those are.
I'm too nice to flame you, so I'm just going to ask for bacon.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

what type of bacon?

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

Unsmoked please.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

*sends*
11p please
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Pay by paypal?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)

no
coz by the time they take their "fee" I will owe them 50p
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)

I don't like paypal that much.
They're owned by ebay who take a 10% cut of your auction anyway, then they take their own fee.

BASTARDS.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)

I bet it will be streaky and unsmoked

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

*shakes own hand*
Good prediction Gummy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

Streaky?
Only when going in pasta.

Smoked bacon is good, but the inferior bacon.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

Depending on the use
Applewood smoked bacon is king when it comes to quiches
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)

If I'm having a sandwich I want unsmoked,
for other things, sometimes smoked is the choice.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

there's one word in that sentence that has ruined all the other words

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yeah,
in the UK we have a queen. By saying "King" it implies he wants shitty foreign pigs.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)