I did see a video of a guy who'd attached a dildo to a large unicorn soft toy
I imagine it'd go a similar way
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

Filth.
Collecting lots of large stuffed toys would make for a (relatively) cheap and rubbish zoo.
( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

that's true
no upkeep to think about, except for hoovering all the animals once in a while.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

I hope it was a massive horse soft toy with a dildo on its forehead

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

that would be the comedy option
alas, no :( It was an animatronic one, too :((((((
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

ROBOPLEGIC WRONGCOCK

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

what do animatronic unicorns do even when they don't have dicks strapped to them?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

Sudoku, mainly.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

this one seemed to totter about and its mouth opened and closed
it may have been saying "end this hellish existence, please"
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

or asking for carrots.
do unicorns eat carrots?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

I think they eat virgins.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

Phew,
You're safe then, you tiny pervert
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

possibly not safe for work:
www.newgrounds.com/store/product/penicorn
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)