I have a friend who is attracted to giraffes.
He doesn't have €4655 though. And it would be a bugger to shoplift.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

they have very elegant knees

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

He likes the eyelashes and tongues.
I wish I was making this up.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

haha
bless. Aren't giraffe tongues blue?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I have no idea.
I will be drinking with said pervert later and shall inquire.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

their tongues are prehensile though.
I imagine that's part of their charm.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

maybe his friend is a smurf

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

I know what he means about the eyelashes.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Not you too.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

do a google image search for "giraffe eye".
I wish I could get my lashes like that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

tie your legs to a lamp post, and your eyelashes to a fast car
/kipling
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Exceedingly bad idea.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

thanks for the advice Mr Kipling

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)