TJ: I think it would be more interesting to find out what songs would make you chuck your string faster
I think C'est la Vie by B*Witched would make me do a gush within 5 seconds of it coming on. All that jumping and denim jackets, cor. I'd make her say "aaawhatarrryaloyk..." all disappointed after too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

thanks to a church fair and a spare 50p
we now have the B*Witched album.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

I do excellent covers of b*witched songs when I'm drunk.
b3ta.com/talk/4981300
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

i remember seeing a video that would support this statement!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

I remember that
it's fucking great :D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

This.
Although I now have B*Witched boucing around in my head now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

OH! here comes the DIDDLY DIDDLY LINEDANCIN' BIT!
*widdlediddlebuddabiddlediddlediddle*

*glees :D*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

I double tracked me whistling.
I can't sing.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

My uncle was their manager
he's now managing McFly.

I don't talk to him.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

my friend's dad is responsible for bringing 'wife swap' to this country
which man is the more evil?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

there's only one way to find out

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

I really really hope that you don't blame all of the world's ills on the weatherman.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)

michael fish, specifically

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

On a seperate note:
I'm upset that Lilly Allen has lost weight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

has she?
i don't like her very much
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

I love her big bottom

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)

i DO like big butts and i cannot lie
just not keen on hers really because it comes attached to the rest of her
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

I'd like to put a sock in her mouth and mess up her hair.
blow a raspberry on her forhead.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

i'm going to allow this

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

She did look better when she was slightly sturdier, you are right.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

I now have a new internet crush which is pathetic for a full grown man
Ashley from HAWP (Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

i already googled it and now you go ahead and tell us what it stands for
i wasted my time, dg!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

sorry!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

i'll let you off this time

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)