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what would be the worst song to hear when you're doing the dirty?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
Jungle Boogie

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
Grandad
Clive Dunn?

Also: b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
There's no-one quite like (a) Grandma

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
can the bristol zombie walk be moved to somewhere more convenient than bristol please?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
Spitting Image's 'The chicken song'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA
(thediscokingpin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
This
open.spotify.com/track/0Jl2Rer8X06ntzi2vYU0Pg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
Or I love Horses

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
anything by Celine Dion

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
anything being sung by your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
the "I'm just an HIV-positive underage police bait" song.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
Tarzan Boy by Baltimora

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
Actually fuck that, this is going on my next 'Sexytimes Mix Cassette #4' that I keep in my back pocket at all times

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
You git.
I can't get that out of my head now. *sadface*
(thediscokingpin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
O O OO ooOoOo OooooooOO O

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
The remix with Public Enemy is outstanding.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
TJ: I think it would be more interesting to find out what songs would make you chuck your string faster
I think C'est la Vie by B*Witched would make me do a gush within 5 seconds of it coming on. All that jumping and denim jackets, cor. I'd make her say "aaawhatarrryaloyk..." all disappointed after too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
thanks to a church fair and a spare 50p
we now have the B*Witched album.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
I do excellent covers of b*witched songs when I'm drunk.
b3ta.com/talk/4981300
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
i remember seeing a video that would support this statement!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
I remember that
it's fucking great :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
This.
Although I now have B*Witched boucing around in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
OH! here comes the DIDDLY DIDDLY LINEDANCIN' BIT!
*widdlediddlebuddabiddlediddlediddle*

*glees :D*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
I double tracked me whistling.
I can't sing.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
My uncle was their manager
he's now managing McFly.

I don't talk to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
my friend's dad is responsible for bringing 'wife swap' to this country
which man is the more evil?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
there's only one way to find out

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
I really really hope that you don't blame all of the world's ills on the weatherman.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
michael fish, specifically

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
On a seperate note:
I'm upset that Lilly Allen has lost weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
has she?
i don't like her very much
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
I love her big bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
i DO like big butts and i cannot lie
just not keen on hers really because it comes attached to the rest of her
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
I'd like to put a sock in her mouth and mess up her hair.
blow a raspberry on her forhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
i'm going to allow this

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
She did look better when she was slightly sturdier, you are right.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
I now have a new internet crush which is pathetic for a full grown man
Ashley from HAWP (Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
i already googled it and now you go ahead and tell us what it stands for
i wasted my time, dg!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
i'll let you off this time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
I love custard - Strawberry Shortcake

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
A Hymn

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
your mother singing karaoke
well... for you, anyway... she gives me the RAGING HORN lol
(likeajackhammer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
:(
for that, i'm going to play Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush into your house
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
Star Trekkin'

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
Teenage Queen
unless you're that way inclined
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
Pervert
Nerf Herder
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
In The Navy
Village People
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
The Schindler's List Theme

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
Faggot
Mindless Self Indulgence
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
Daddy
Korn
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
Your Mother Would Know
The Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
Mmm Bob
Hanson
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
Anything by Rammstein
/speaking from personal experience
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
I don't know why I keep all my music in one massive playlist.
It's retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

don't
It'sI'm
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
that chris de burgh one where he he takes a hammer to a cat

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
Kitty gone Red?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
does your mother know

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
going through the motions

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
Do Ya Fuck on First Dates

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
smack my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
I dunno, that's got a good bassline to it

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
It's all good and well
Until a friend plays it in his car with 4KW RMS of subwoofers :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
nosebleedy

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
I don't see why anyone would want to spend £3000 on 2 speakers and all the gubbins to go with them
When they'll never be able to turn them up very loud anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
duelling banjos

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
vienna

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
yodelling
or any children's songs.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
or your friends and family singing Happy Birthday
right before they jump out of the wardrobe for your surprise party
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
pfft.
winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
surprise sex party?
amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
"SURPRISE!"
"Oh! But it's not my birthday for another month!"
"We know! This is GANGRAPE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
in read that as gan grape.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
abdul abulbul amir.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
OR the CUCUMBER SONG

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7vUTLRkt1w
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
haha
fuck me that guy's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
that is a poor poor recording too

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
i can't listen to it at work
whatisitwhatisitwhatisit?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
John Isherwood
there's a lot of screaming and drunkenness and a guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
it's an old alcoholic folk singer with a guitar singing an awesome song about a cucumber.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
sounds good
hopefully i'll remember to look it up when i get home
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
bon jovi
i'd be instantly sick on her

which would probably ruin the mood
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
You've reminded me of
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
yay xkcd!
my housemate went out and left his music playing once
he has a lot of stuff by whoever it was that did barbie girl
also, music from sonic the hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)


I've got sonic music too...
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
i imagine it's not good as sex music
it'd all be over super speedy

and then the last thing you hear is the game over music
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
I play the Sonic drowning music during oral.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
god i used to hate the underwater stuff
the countdown music was so stressful

i'd say the special zone music would be good for foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
I think you live with Cleocatra
/from the future
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

www.isxkcdshittytoday.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
Oh stop whining.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
it's not whining to point out a comic written by and targeted at creepy autists

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
not sure what you said there but i read
'wah wah wah. but i don't LIKE this comic. why doesn't anyone agree with me?!'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
no one actually LIKES xkcd
it's impossible to like something so smug and witless

it's the Wormulus of webcomics
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denied
i like it, jokes about obscure maths aside
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
I even like the math jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
i'm not a total ignoramus with maths but there's some stuff that makes no sense to me.
i don't doubt that those strips have jokes in, but i wouldn't know where to look!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
here, I made it all better
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/images/xkcd.gif
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you could probably make a pretty succesful webcomic with this format
as long as you were consistently creative with the swearing

there's one somewhere that has no dialogue at all. just some shapes with incomprehensible squiggles.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
I might just edit swears into xkcd every week, fill the page with google ads and clean up

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that'd probably work
the xkcd guy would probably even link to you and your hit count would go through the roof

can i get a cut of the profits please?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

jerkcity.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

sexylosers.com/002.html
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jeez, i'd forgotten all about sexy losers
used to read that years ago
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
it went downhill when he totally ran out of ideas

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LOL INTERNET OPINIONS
yep no one agrees with me

don't bother making counterpoints, just mock, that's the internet way!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
why shouldn't i?
you're ignoring the fact that people do like it and posting a mockery based link
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
i'm not ignoring them, i'm calling them creepy autists
see, i said it up there
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
i was calling you a twatty whiner
i'd say each of these opinions are as irrelevant as each other
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
read the bad wecomics wiki review of it
it explains why it's bad rather neatly without resorting to as much name calling as i have here
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
it 'explains why it's bad'?
that doesn't sound right to me

i'm pretty sure this comes down to personal opinion
did you form yours then have it enforced by this 'review' or just let the internet tell you what to think?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
the first one

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
no it doesn't
the review was written by someone with an IQ less than that of a golden retriever.

The major approach of the review is that it's rubbish because a)the drawing is poor (moot point, the author has never claimed points for drawing skills) and b)it's rubbish because if you understand the maths or the science you suffer from aspergers (which is a rather childish thing to think, really).

It's basically retard bully level "hate what you don't understand"

If you don't get the science, you might not find it funny. That's fine. But only a terminally self-obssessed idiot assumes that because they don't understand it, it might not be funny to those that do.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
i understand most of the jokes and i think laughing about statistical data and the fibonacci squence is borderline autism
does that make me a bully?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
i'd say that it makes you someone who doesn't really understand autism

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
no, it makes you a bit of an idiot.
how on earth can the subject matter of comedy be defined as autistic?

you don't find it funny. Cool. But that doesn't mean it isn't to others. Even though this is the internet, and this may come as a shock to you, yours isn't the only valid opinion out there.

People find humour in whatever they want. and those that work with that kind of maths or science day in, day out, are likely to find humour in it. It's no more or less "autistic" than finding humour in any work-related subject.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
i don't think you understand the meaning of the word "hyperbole"
and i'm sorry, but it is still intensely nerdy to find fourier transforms and poisson distributions funny, no matter what you say
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
It's subjective.
Some people (myself included) like it. Some people don't.

Spouting sweeping generalisations just makes you look like a bit of a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
so say i were to completley unironically state
that this comic was my favourite one in the whole wide world

would you put down the tastes as subjective or would you think i was a creepy furry inflation fetishist?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6278052
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
A lot of the criticism seems to be more about the fact that it's stick figures
as opposed to the "smug" writing.

Does a comic really have to be well drawn to be a comic? So can it have pretty pictures but shit writing and still be called a comic?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
i don't think it takes much to be labelled as a 'comic'
the difference is being regarded as a good comic
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
this
but this seems to be a major issue for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
a comic is a media form where the pictures and words supplement each other to tell a story
a comic with good writing can be really let down by bad art, and the reverse is true also

although in the crazy world of webcomics i don't think it matters too much either way, people will still praise you unequivocally no matter what turds you plop out
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
B^U

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
All that review says is
"I don't understand the science, therefore it's rubbish"

In case the reviewer (and you) missed the fucking massive tagline in the comic, it's a maths and science comic. Not understanding it doesn't make it not funny full stop, just not funny to you.

And since that review basically says "anyone who understands science or maths has Aspergers' " then you'll forgive me for suggesting that there isn't really any need to counterpoint an opinion that fuckwitted that it might as well have been written by a 5 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
I understand the science just fine
and xkcd is a shithole piece of arsecunt piss-rag written by autistic pseudo-intellectual shitcunts

fuck xkcd man, fuck xkcd right in the ear
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No it's not.
OMG, difference of opinion, ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
Yes, I'm a creepy autist.
What the fuck is an autist?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
it's like a flautist
but without the fl
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
Is it ever no?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
haha, how completely twatty

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
I enjoyed that a lot more until I realised how creepy his obsession with cunnilingus and some girl called Megan is.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
little sister

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
young girl

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
Someone should do a blog of attempting to have sex to all these songs and rating them.
But not you lot though. Nice looking people. At least one of them actually genuine female.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
*shouts downstairs*

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
The Star Trek theme tune
Because then you'd remember you were pounding away at your fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
I'M INFECTED WITH AIDS
GG Allin.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
The theme tune to Animal Magic

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
or rainbow
or spongebob
or the magic roundabout

i think any well known kids tv theme would be a bit creepy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
the littlest hobo

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
Can you feel it?

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)