or your friends and family singing Happy Birthday
right before they jump out of the wardrobe for your surprise party
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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"SURPRISE!"
"Oh! But it's not my birthday for another month!"
"We know! This is GANGRAPE!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:12,
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