Ther should be a Stiff Upper Lip test
and a No Talking to Strangers on the Underground test
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

I fail the second test if I´ve been drinking

( broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

I once explained to a woman how my hairbrush was better than hers because mine had a rubber handle, thus making it a 'Sports Brush' and I gave her a hair combing race.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

And an orderly queuing test
In fact there should be 2 of these, one of them will be a trick when they are asked to queue at a bar.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

and then the women should use the Low Top manouver to get served first.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

and the short cute girl wiggling through the crowd manouevre to get to the bar in the first place.
if your eyes look them beseechingly enough in the elbow, they always let you through, FACT.
( sleepybinky, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

Short people are creepy
I think they have some sort of mind control powers, how else would tall people know they are behind them :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

it's true!
us shorties have unexpected bar powers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

I KNEW IT
You could make your own TV series, like if Heroes collided head-on with Cheers
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

"Oi no kids in the ba...oh sorry...erm, please, take my place...erm"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I love how stupid that is.
Pubs and queues are THE two most British things, but the normal rules of queueing do not apply in pubs.
It must be immensely difficult for foreigners to even get served.
( Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)