Another Medical Question

Bearing in mind I can't have sex or move about freely due to pain, how else can you get the baby out quicker?

Does twiddling your nips really work or will I just look like a fool, with messy hair, a huge bump sat in front of her comp playing with herself?
( diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

Pennyroyal tea helps
/evil
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

Just listening to it?

( diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

Possibly.
At least it should stop your offspring from becoming a chav in the future.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

Does your webcam work?
This is essential information required to obtain a proper medically accurate answer.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

Hehehe

it does actually, but you wouldn't want to see my norks hun, not even I do. Besides my knees would get cold if I had to lift them up to the level of the webcam.
( diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Phwoar!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)

Is it Manchester....
or Rochdale then?

The lads and I are out and about in t'dale today (all seedy dives.) If you wish to join us,
I can pick you up from the station?
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

What time are you going?
Who else is there?

I need to clear the rubble from my own seedy dive at some point!

edit: Either is good
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)

we normally meet at 2.30pm
Terry, Paul and I will be out as is the norm.

Hell, I can even pick you up from Hebden if you're quick off the mark. You'd just need to buy yourself a single ticket back later.
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:37, archived)

OK, according to the interweb
there's a train to Rochdale from Hebden that gets in at 1422.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)

druid
shall i pick you up at the Hairy Mound(outside that is) at, say, 1.15ish?
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)

You can do,
or this, don't go out of your way!
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

If it gets in at 14.22
you'd have to get a taxi to the pub and that's more expense.
I'll pick you up. Is that ok?
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

Yeah!
You could pick me up at my house if you can follow the map.

I'm in the row of terraced cottages just past the cobbled bit by the chimney. Number 6, with a silver Fiesta outside it
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

I'll try and follow the map.
just hang fire and I'll get there!
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

OK,
You can't miss my house really. The next door but one (number 4) has got loads of funny things outside on the path and on the verge, like bowls and dream catchers, and action men (?!?)
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)

very
new age
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)

Read: 'Fucking hippies'.
:D
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

eeeew, hippies fucking?
*shudders*
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)

a fresh pineapple for breakfast
(though have toast or something after)
hot curry for dinner
a friend of mine swears by nipple-twiddling (it releases seratonin same as sex does which is the hormone that can trigger the start of labour)
raspberry leaf tea (though it's more a uterine tonic but it can help trigger labour. it can make labour quicker though by making your contractions more efficient)
walking's really good but you can't do that with SPD. if you can, try sitting astride a chair (chair backwards) and hold in your lower abdominal muscles and tilt your pelvis forward and back - that can mimic walking without hurting too much. that'll only help if the baby's head's engaged though.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:33, archived)

Jadeviper

is the be all and end all of everything.

*bows*
( diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)