If I had to rely on my skills I'd do the job I'm doing now, which relies on the skills I have

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

me too
but its a bit boring. I get excited about things like new trojan families and encryption. :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

This would also be my answer.
I fear we may have misunderstood the question. Or taken a terrible wrong turn somewhere in our lives.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

Godzuki correctly presumed
that 98% of the board are bottom feeding jobless/McJobbed dross with no discerning abilities other than cramming an entire Pukka Pie down their gullet without swallowing
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

He's a sharp one is our zooks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I'm still not having sex with either of you.
well, maybe. do you have moustaches?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I am fully bearded at the moment.
Although strictly speaking the moustache part is older than the rest of it.

Does that qualify me for a crafty handjob?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

oh yeah, that'll do.
you filthy dirty man.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

that is where he is wrong, i've been the manager of a successful franchise of KFC for 10 years now
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Mr Greaves the Geography teacher was right
that fifth O-level really did you proud
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

i had to warn amir today, his popcorn chicken was over served
sandwog can't count
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

maybe he was just counting right to left

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)