Try old man collecting.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

Or learn how to write 'Rooms for let' and the details in Polish
and stick it up in the newsagents windows.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

A good idea.
I can help.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Dwa miejsca do wynajcia rezygnowa niezmiernie pomaracza czowiek. 250 miesic , jeden miesic zastaw. Nie Polacy
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

How do you say 'big titted girls only'?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hmmm.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

does it make any sense?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)

Let's just say 'Not really'
It looks like you've put equivalent words together, or taken it from a very literal internet translator. The gist of it might be there, but it's not right.
And in fact bollocks
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)

I don't think I should trust online translators with pink flowery backgrounds

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

I use them all the time and mine is perfect, see?

potrzebuj (chcie) eby ka mój *penis* do mojego *anus* i wygina (wygicie) nad tak (wic) wygldam jak filiank herbaty
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

yeah, I'd add a bit more flour and it'll probably come together

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

That made me do a LOL
GrrrMachine will be turning in his grave.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

From trying to do what it says?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

The one I used didn't recognise pest
Or willy. Or cock. Or smother.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'd write it like this:
"Rooms to let in XXXXXXXXXXX, £xxx a month plus bills, Polish welcome"

Most of them will speak, read and write better english than the inhabitants of Leeds.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

pfft.

( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha
the only bits of that I can read are "pomaracza" and "Nie Polacy", but it's enough.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)

Been shopping at Lidl I reckon.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

I speak maybe a couple of words of Polish
but this is the best post.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)