I'd like to know what I should do next.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

Please bear in mind that I won't do anything dangerous.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

Otherwise, I'm a pretty open chap.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)

Try putting a cornflake in your eye
to get the full contact lens experience.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

I do not possess any cornflakes.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

However, I do have some Frosties.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

Is this the same thing?

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

you can simulate cataracts

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

Because Karl knicked all the Near The Top space....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0&feature=player_embedded
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

sorry gonz, but "near the top" ing is still strictly
'for the twats'
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

Dayum.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

however!
it's better than a new thread i guess
and that's a pretty cool video
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

You haven't had the "full" contact lens experience,
until you make a curry, involving the chopping of fresh chillies.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)

I don't eat curry.
Am I a bad person?
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)

no
just a bit of a food pansy
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

I've never actually had the opportunity to eat it.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

how come?
I even got it for lunch at primary school. Granted it was pretty week and had raisins in, but still nominally "curry".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

I've not actually got a proper answer.
All I can see is that it's down to what my parents ate.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

well you're a big boy now

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Nah.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

but if you want to experience what I'm talking about,
go chop up some chillies, and then rub your fingers in your eyes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

No thank you.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

ouch
or when you cut a chilli and the liquid gets in your eye
*does ouchy stingy eye dance*
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Not because of the curry
you are a bad person for many other reasons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)

Oh.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)