If it were your 8th child I would say OLD
firstborn isn't too bad... unless it's secondary school.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

It's driving school

( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

Happy Candleday
it's actually a seminary.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

Thank you.
3 years though, so I'm still a young un.

Excellent career options in a seminary.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

being buggered
or just touched up?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)