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I graduated yesterday.
What rites of passage have you been through recently?

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(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
the number 25 from whitechapel to holborn

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
well, it felt like a fucking epic journey of shitness.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
thats funny
cos I threw 19 first years off my course yesterday. felt good to ruin their shitty little lives.

I tried contact lenses for the first time yesterday as well, it was wrong on so many levels so I took them out.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
you must have strong arms to throw 19 19 year olds around like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
The best part is there's 19 of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
n-n-n-n-nineteen

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
What do you teach and why did you toss them off?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
Masterbation Studies

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
Way to reilliterate the joke there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
hahahha reilliterate.
I LOVE GONZIO.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
ME TOO
let's form a fan club!

gonzonholicks anonnimouse
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
Do you want to be my best man?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
not if you're marrying binky
unless you don't mind me poisoning your booze at the stag do and usurping you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
As long as I get a slice of the cake, i'll be a happy man.
It best not be one of those fruit'n'marzipan affairs though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
done deal
*handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
LET'S GET MARRIED !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
did it really feel good? if so, you're a cunt
if you're just saying it felt good, to try and impress people. you're a cunt.

which is it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
Hee hee this^

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
I'm going for a little bit of column A
a little bit of column B.

It's OK, if he really did throw out 19 students he'll be fucked trying to explain his retention statistics to University managment.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
alternative possibility
(though this being b3ta, not a probability I'd go for)
is that they weren't actually working on their studies at all, and had an unrealistic expectation that attending occasional lectures was sufficient to pass the course. short sharp shock in reality later, they would stand a chance at either working out what they need to be doing, or aiming a smidge lower.
*shrug* still somewhat c*ntish bragging about it, however
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
yeah
except we don't do that by throwing them off the course except in extreme circumstances where all else has failed. It takes time to adjust to the Uni way of working, our job is to help them adjust. Otherwise the failure is ours as much as the students.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
no
ejecting the chaff makes sense if they're clearly doing the wrong thing

this was my problem:

"felt good to ruin their shitty little lives"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
which Uni did you get kicked out of then?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
You also work in a University
and secretly, it didn't really feel good, I was indifferent but saying that wouldn't be in the spirit of /talk would it?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
I'd say the spirit of /talk
was more along the lines of brutal honesty than lying to stop people from liking you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
Oh whoops
I actually thought it was a competition to see who could say the most abusive and inflammatory thing ever
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
no that usually only happens by accident,
but once you've started a hole, you've got to keep on digging.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
you are correct and have a great big arse
do you see what i did there?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
you ain't seen my arse,
but actually I rather like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
correct
I'm a cunt but since I tell everyone that up front at least I'm a fair cunt
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
you didn't ruin their lives,
you only sent them on a different path.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
Your course must be (very expensive)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
D: in 5 years there will be a national shortage of dog groomers and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
PUG STUDIES.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
FUCK YES!
I would soooooo get a 1:1:1:1
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
surely you'd be the lecturer
HEAD OF FACULTY EVEN
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)

I YAM HERE TO DO TEACHING YOOOS
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Hey, pups
want to look at some babies?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
errr FILTH.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Same here.
My own.

Lol.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
la la la
*innocents*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
just chopped it off eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
or just worked out how to angle the mirrors?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
*wide eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
WHUT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
oh nothing. nothing...

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
i wide-eyed too actually.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
*boggles*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
i didnt do that, there wasnt time.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
you have to MAKE time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
Three years of Performance
Got a first, yo
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
*first fives*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
I got my first pube yesterday
Mummy says I'm going to hell now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
I'm reverse ageing instead of getting white pubes
they're going black.
(Bababoon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
Choosing a school for my firstborn.
old old old/
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
If it were your 8th child I would say OLD
firstborn isn't too bad... unless it's secondary school.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
It's driving school

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
Happy Candleday
it's actually a seminary.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
Thank you.
3 years though, so I'm still a young un.

Excellent career options in a seminary.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
being buggered
or just touched up?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
Send them to Galaxy High!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
Mainly very rubbish ones.
I'm very proud of you. What are you going to do next?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
An MA in The Gothic Cathedral
I figure it's wise to do such a vocational and transferable postgraduate course in these turbulent times.

I'm sure you've done plenty of ACE things Wicca.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
I haven't done anything very ace for the last couple of weeks.
I do have Druid and FF and BlueStar and Chicken visiting at the weekend. That will cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
I dunno about that, well done to you though
The good news is I had a look at my current account and found a fuckload more there than I thought I had :)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
I fought with my team through a field of 21 teams
and we won. Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
*waves Team GMOS banner*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
*organises Team GMOS cheerleading*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
I'm now 26 and I got ID'd by a girl in Game when buying Bioshock, she thought I was 17...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
hahah
little iddly widdly DG
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
It made me feel good that I look young as I'm only 4 years from 30
But then it probably just means that I looked a bit greasy with a terrible beard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
I got IDed a few weeks back, at 32.
Mind you they're up to "challenge 25" in some places now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
hah, that sounds pretty similar to my style.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
News and Assignment Location Safety course

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
So basically
avoiding what the cameraman does here? (within the first 10 seconds)
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
None whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
Buying D-cup bras for my not-such-a-baby-any-more daughter...

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
I know the feeling mate, I had the same problem with her




*fucking runs like the clappers :D*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
Dude.
She's not quite thirteen...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
Oh, great, set a playah up yo'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
D:
I'll go hand myself in
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
Ha ha, oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
The woman who measured her made her an "E" at first
and revised it down under appeal...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)