Wormulus has died.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

It's not true but wouldn't that be something special if it happened.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

:(

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Happy candleday Lully.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I went through such a range of emotion reading those two posts.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

*walks out from a massive crowd*
*stands in front of them all*
*opens hands*
*reveal a white dove*
*releases the dove*
*the crowd watch the dove fly away*
*I quietly whisper... "Peace"*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

*the dove is then killed by a massive cock tuesday riding on the back of a double-headed comedy account*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm hereby throwing my hat into the ring to take the mantle of Wormulus.
The previous Wormulus, Sebastian Winnett, scarf-wearing cockhound, served us well.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)