Shit, who kidnapped the pope?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

Cats

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

i think i fancy tim minchin.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

I fancy you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

I think I fancy him morer, or even morest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Like propper fancy him.
I'ld like to introduce him to my family.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

I want him to hold me in his big arms and snuzzle my face agmonst his chesthair.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I would feel so safe against all the horrible things in this world.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I'm also gazzing the mods over Friz's disgusting hijacking of SSG's Tragic Illness in a bid for yet more unfunny, large-faced attention.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

I think it's quite out of order.
If ♥S♥S♥G♥ has asked him to stop, then he should.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

i hate to disappoint you,
but i don't really have very much chest hair at all :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

CURSE YOU CHEMOTHERAPY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

As long as I find out, offline, I don't mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Stop it.
You have a girlfriend. She is very beautiful!
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

No Baroness, YOU are beautiful.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)