some fucking massive big black immigrant lady stole my ray bans tonight
not fucking happy seeing as everyone else i was drinking with tonight were friends, and she was just some loner in a pub who took her time to take the opportunity.

fucking bitch.

anyways, anyone got anything to cheer me up about tonight? friz cheer me up with a song you lil fatteh you x
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Racist nonce.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

haha, no Raybans

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Stop mocking him, Raybans are (very expensive)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

it's doubly funny for me because my raybans were a present from a black immigrant lady
it's like I've got his raybans
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

I got them duty free
but now i´ve lost:

€300 hugo boss glasses, running around trenches in belgium playing soldiers with sticks. When I was 25.

€150 duty free ray bans by trying to not look a dick by wearing them indoors. and i bought cheaper ones to learn from my lesson!

next stop.. topman
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Danananananananana UIGHUR! UIGHUR! UIGHUR! UIGHUR!

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

haha
no raybans

No. Raybans.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Yeah, I don't really care.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?

NOT YOUR RAYBANS
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

:(

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

WHY DID THE DULL FORUM USER CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE NO RAYBANS
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

I SAY I SAY I SAY, MY DOG'S GOT NO RAYBANS
HOW DOES HE SMELL?

NO RAYBANS
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

TAKE MY RAYBANS... PLEASE

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

What are/is Raybans?

( Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

It's a type of large range cooker.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

sunglasses

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

I thought it was a type of drink
Like JD. I don't know why. It makes sense now.
( Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

karl's going to show us some bumhole

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Tomorrow

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Here's some wikibumhole
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Anus_m.jpg (NSFW)
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

wikipedia: autistics uploading pics of their genitals and debating sonic the hedgehog

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

That is very clean

( Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

He doesn't seem to have an arse

(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Why do you have 2 accounts?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

why do you have one?
make us laugh?
( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

I've actually got 2.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

TOO FUCKING TEDIOUS

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

2 unfunny accounts great
will you ever do humour? or just post shit on /talk? and pco it?
( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

How do you know they're both unfunny?
You don't know what the 2nd account is.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

if you are fucking wormulus i will hunt you down and kill you

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'd love to see you try.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

do you play cod2
it would be quicker tbh
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

No.
I don't play shitty online games.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

cod2 and the cod series are some of the best FPS games ever made
or AOE2. I would fucking rape you with my chinese elite troops.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

INTERNET HARDMAN.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL ME.

( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

sorry i assumed
if you are ever funny i take it all back
( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

if it involves you
no question
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

oh rigby shall we have a little bully up of the boring and tedious user?
it seems fair as he is really rubbish
( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

lets bum him in the tits

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Can we do this tomorrow?
I'm going to bed.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

no karl, you will get to see how shit you are now
i'm searching your posts you dullard
( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

you're talking about me right?
*tries to do something un-tedious.. i was in ' dead snow' does that help?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

what a shame
you fucking twat
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

easy riggaz

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

So they are your ex rays now?

(Spunky Bumface, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Donkey Gums put it perfectly:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6281258
(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

This isn't a nice post.
He won't reply.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

He's a bit of a shit

(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

you know i loves ya really

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

hahah
I PASSED MY FIRST YEAR! :D
( weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Mark?

(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

43%, 54%, 50% and 48%
not great but who cares :D
( weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

hmmm
i just hope you´re not thick, and just spent far too much time enjoying your first year ;)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

usually the first year doesn´t go towards any grade as such
but congrats
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

it doesn't on my course
but we still have to pass it to move on, and now i know i can do this thang
( weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

cool :)
see I didn´t know this, so when I got 41% in c++ i changed course, and put myself 4k more in debt due to not wanting to get a shit degree. doh!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

She outsmarted you and now she's a pair of Ray-Bans better off than you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Coming over here, stealing our shades.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I hope she doesn't even sell them on, she just chucks them in the bin.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I hope all of his friends were in on it.
Because they find him to be a fat spastic as well.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)