Are you going to invite Chad round and make out with him after you've put the baby to bed?
I've heard Chad is dreamy.
( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

He is, but even though he's a quarterback I refuse to date logical positivists.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

What about Cory?

( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Cory is super hot, but his thesis on Augustinian teleology was irredeemably flawed.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

He wets the bed.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)