there are attractive naked ladies shoving large vegetables up themselves, ponygirls, women having intimate relations with horses, men being taken with strap-ons, cartoon dogs having gay sex, pictures of the face of almost any attractive celebrity you could name photoshopped into hard-core porn, people shagging teddies, impressionable teenagers stripping off on webcam, pensioner orgies and amputees pretending to be raped by angry midgets.
The internet's taken all the fun out of the watershed.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
when I was a lad the closest I got to pornography was finding a copy of the Sunday Sport in the woods
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
who were the woodland porn distributers?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
There's still the novelty of it being on TV rather than the computer.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)