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Right now on the internet
there are attractive naked ladies shoving large vegetables up themselves, ponygirls, women having intimate relations with horses, men being taken with strap-ons, cartoon dogs having gay sex, pictures of the face of almost any attractive celebrity you could name photoshopped into hard-core porn, people shagging teddies, impressionable teenagers stripping off on webcam, pensioner orgies and amputees pretending to be raped by angry midgets.

The internet's taken all the fun out of the watershed.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
My generation is probably the most jaded in terms of nudity.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
young people are green when naked?
BLIMEY
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
yes
when I was a lad the closest I got to pornography was finding a copy of the Sunday Sport in the woods
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
they were always in the woods, weren't they
who were the woodland porn distributers?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
I blame squirrels

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
Not really.
There's still the novelty of it being on TV rather than the computer.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
isn't the watershed.com a 'watersports' website in a fully lined outdoor toolstore?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
Keep going....

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
I imagine your pants are not unlike someone chucking a shovelful of mentoes into a barrel of coca cola

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
And the rest
That's just your bookmarks folder.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)