If you were my auntie and bought me those tickets,
firstly I'd have some therapy to get over the erotic feelings I have towards you and secondly I'd have laughed in your face at the shit music.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Sick and wrong.
They're her most favourite band. I HAD to get them for her.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

There's nowt wrong with having erotic feelings for your auntie.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

So long as she's not a blood relation that's true.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Blood relation schmood relation.
Haven't they heard of anal sex in your family?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

how do you think I was conceived?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

hahaha
I have to agree with this one
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)