Hello.
I'm the best auntie in the world as I've just bought my niece tickets to see her favourite band. She nearly cried when I told her.

What are you the best?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

Who is her favourite band?
Also, I'm the best at being me. I'm not really the best at anything good.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

Some whiny
emo crap
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

I see
I take it you will not be going with her?!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

I have to.
She's only 12 and she can't go on her own.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Oh well
Hope you have fun :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

oh G
and you were doing so well
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Oh leave her.
She's only 12. She's still doing better than a lot of kids.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

12 you say?
I'll take her.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

it's like the music on one of these new-fangled car racing games

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

although at first I thought it was going to be
"you really got me"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

I totally saw them live.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

Did you have fun?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

it's an emo band.
the crowd isn't there to have fun, they're there to share the misery
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

That's not true

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

yes it is.
It's all about having hundreds of people who know the pain you're in.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

You're very much wrong there.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

It's about who has the tightest red girl jeans.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

No.
It's about having fun.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

Don't be stupid.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

you're doing it wrong.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Quite a lot, actually.
They're a pretty bouncy, dancy band live
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

I do actually quite like them

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

They're in my big list of bands that nobody likes.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Ah yeh
I have one of those lists. It's quite long.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

So's mine.
For some reason nobody likes Westlife as much as me :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

Shamefully I actually have a couple of Westlife albums
Though I don't remember buying them. Either they were presents or I have blocked it from my mind.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

There's no shame about it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

If you were my auntie and bought me those tickets,
firstly I'd have some therapy to get over the erotic feelings I have towards you and secondly I'd have laughed in your face at the shit music.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Sick and wrong.
They're her most favourite band. I HAD to get them for her.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

There's nowt wrong with having erotic feelings for your auntie.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

So long as she's not a blood relation that's true.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Blood relation schmood relation.
Haven't they heard of anal sex in your family?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

how do you think I was conceived?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

hahaha
I have to agree with this one
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

I like this.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

nothing really

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

I am the best at lovely things and sexy

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm the best curmudgeon in the world.
Well, that's an exagerration. Maybe the best in my street.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm the definitive unmatchable champion of overstatement

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm the best at mediocrity.
Well, I mean, I'm alright at it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

I hope her favourite band is Gary Glitter and The Cages OF Funtiem.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Nobody has called you a pisswimp for ages.
This must be corrected at the earliest opportunity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Baldmonkey you fucking PISSWIMP.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

Balance is restored to the universe.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

Now he'll record another podcast and we'll have to start all over again.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

EVERYTHING

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

i'm the best at pointing out badly worded questions
in this case 'what are you the best?'

i'm also the best at being a totally righteous dude
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

My computer spacked out this morning.
I've been working OFFLINE all day but I managed to fix the problem myself. This has made me very smug and happy.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Not a whole fucking lot, I daresay.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

What about being Irish?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

She is the best at that
especially on here.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

And shouting?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I beg to differ.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I could be better. My Irish is improving, however.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

eating potatoes
selling tarmac
being irish and drunk and lol
( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Are you dressed like Xena yet?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

I'M THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING BEE EVER AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
MY BITCHASS NECTAR STOMACH IS OVERFLOWING AND MY SEXY BEE LEGS ARE FUCKING DRIPPING IN POLLEN. PEOPLE LOVE MY GODDAMN HONEY.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Bloody hell, you've got me rising like a soufflé.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Being stereotypical to holidaymakers.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

I'm the best uncle.
My nephews bloody love me.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

I bet they do.
How many "our little secrets" do you have? :-p
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

GUILTY SILENCE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

It's hard to type with your fingers up a 4 year old.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

I have a great bum

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

I am
a great uncle.

Lol
(crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)