All energy requirements in Ireland are met by peat burning powerstations, fuelled by armies of emaciated ponies.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

The average Irish person has 1.5 ears.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

haha I'm trying to do work you cunt :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

Unlike Ireland

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Says your man posting here all hours of the day when he's supposed to be working.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

He has a man?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

I am working.
Right now I am working. I am fulfilling many of my duties simply by sitting here. The fact that I can answer both my phones, check all three of my emails all from this desk is a bonus.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

i thought you were banned from b3ta at work...?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

It was a self-imposed ban.
The problem is, when I'm here on my own, like today. I can't really leave the desk for any length of time in case people need access to the building.

You'll notice today is the only day I've really posted anything this week. Things will get busier in the next half hour and I'll disapear again.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

are you a receptionist?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

Haha, good one

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

are you a security guard?

(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)