arse arse arse arse
what do you do when you've invited a load of people to a kid's birthday party that you've just realised that a) the deposit hasn't been paid for the venue and b) you don't have enough money to pay for the venue anyway?

*cries*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

Make it like the shower block in Auschwitz.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

wet?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

A gas!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

for balloon animals?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

sell all yer man's gadgets
to pay for it :)
simple really
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

he's already sold
all the non-essential ones to pay the bills :(
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

sell one of the kids?
just a thought

edit/ develop an infectious(fictitous)disease

edit2/ how much coin do you need?
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

ok
I know this isn't the best place to try and be serious, but I've got no-one else to talk to right now and I'm really worried and emotional* about this



*currently crying like a baby

[edit] it's £25 deposit and then £50 to pay on the day for the trampoline centre, plus I have to provide all the food and drinks for that. I've already got the cake ingredients (apart from the eggs) so that part's ok
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

Aww! No suggestion, I'm afraid, but I can offer you some
*chuffles*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/talk/628663
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

No!
He should've used his skills to pay the bills, and the gadgets for this.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

Make nork animals.
Like balloon animals, but, you know...with norks.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

Blame it on the venue to the other kids parents
then have a nice party at home / in a park somwhere where it's free and make the food yourself.
( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

I have to do the food myself anyway
and I'm not sure how I'm going to pay for that. I have no way of getting in touch with the parents of the kids from playgroup
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

When is it?

( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

30th July

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

How much do you need?

( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

Then you've got plenty of time,
you can soon find the kids through playgroup and give them another invite or something.
( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

playgroup finished two weeks ago
at the end of term.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

ah

( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

organise a scavenger hunt
start outside the venue and meet at home at the end
(Brad Dice, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)