Oh mongy, what did you do to him, you bad man?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

He did nothing
Nobody has!!
Was just gettin a tad boring
Is it now? :D
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

everyone is worried about you, are you ok?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'm not worried Mongy.
I hope he dies! :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

you're not in his will you know

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

See, the thing about loud, impotent internet rage is that either
a) it's actually genuine, in which case you're a pathetic excuse for a human being that should have been killed in the playground;
b) it's actually genuine but you're pretending it was ironic, in which case you're just another tiresome bell-end like so many thousands of other attention-starved users on so many other internet forums.

Either way, you're not doing yourself any favours.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

You forgot option c) It's not genuine and never was.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

c) = b).

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)