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HUJAMMAHYEJURHH!
These are the final words you'd hear if I ever came over and gave you the headlock and subsequent head-drop of failure, should you ever become too fat and useless for the internet.

May this be a warning.
Shape up, or be towed off.



NO fat birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
TORCHWOOD

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
NO TIME FOR FAT PEOPLE'S TV!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
IANTO IS DEAD. HE WAS NOT FAT.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
UNDERSTANDABLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
Official review of Brüno:
Not as good as Borat, but still pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
I couldn't watch Borat in one sitting.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
how did you ever
keep up with the compelling narative then?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
I utilised my MEMORY, in spite of FAT PEOPLE attempting to distract me with MISERY.
A win achieved.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
I watched Borat in about 10mins skipping through
I expect Bruno to be the same
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
Going for a jog in the morning,
Up and down a big hill. Better than tossing about on a cross trainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
I'm fighting the flab
You're an icon
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
You mean you would try to give me a headlock
Sorry to be defensive, but that's how it is over here.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
He wouldn't be able to get his arms around your massive neckfat.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
Well, I'm off to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)