hello Jono
you've not had a pop at Brian for a while, are you two buddies now?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)

Morning Frank
I've not had a dig at that charmless dribble of cock snot for some time, you are correct. The main reason being that arguing with someone of his calibre is akin to trying to remove a melting ice cream from a clumsy wheel chair bound mong - it might be fun for a while but it is ultimately a noisy, needlessly messy affair.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)

I'd like to see you and JMG in a buddy movie
like 48 hours, you start off being all surly and unfriendly then gradually come to accept his culture and find repect for him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:21, archived)

PFFT
Culture. Nice one. I did a funny at my new neighbour yesterday. The old girl saw me carrying in my guitar in its flight case and said "Oh are you a musician?" "No, love. I've got a guitar though". Comedy gold, honest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)

wait til she finds out it's a Gibson, bet she calls you a puff

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)

In which case she might try to cure me
It's all win in the granny fanny stakes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)

dear sir
``that charmless dribble of cock snot'' is the best insult i've heard in years. huzzah!
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:38, archived)

I'm very good, you know

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:44, archived)

i may
have to steal that one
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:46, archived)

Help yourself
I'm all about giving
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:50, archived)