"urged to boycott town until it is made safer" ?
It's by the seaside. Fuck me, who'd predict there would be some cliffs there? Let's boycott trains too, because occasionally a child gets hit playing on the tracks.

Teenager gets drunk and falls of cliff. Score one for Darwin. Move on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

For some reason i read that as 'sometimes a child gets molested on a train'
*blinks*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Let's not get your inner thoughts in here, now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

*Forward Defensive*
/Boycott

*relurks*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Those accusations of wife beating are ridiculous
they said he hit her fifteen times. That would have taken Boycott 4 and a half hours.

/lol.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I thought you were dead, Snake.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
However my new role at work makes death from overwork a distinct possibility.

Who ever thought it would be a good idea to merge one of the world's biggest retail banks with one of the world's biggest investment banks?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

You bankers SICKEN me.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

The parents are trying to sue the restaurant for letting him get drunk
Although they stand to lose their licence, it's not their fault if someone can't hold their drink.
( SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

Even their seawater isn't safe to drink
and they have sharp knives.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)