Nah the minute ago one was the breaking news bit
hope to goodness it's some silly bugger though
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

Apparently the helicopters have been hovering over head since
2000....5 years in the air?!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

chinooks?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

Or as they call them in the RAF
"The Flying Death Banana"
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

That makes me want to hug it.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

liquidised turnip?
*offers*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Alaska?

( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

four candles?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

Jamaica?

( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

got any pumps?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

Or possibly 20:00

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

It definitely said 2000
on the link
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

And the BST?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

British standard time?
This is just a guess
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Bloody Stupid Twat!


this may or may not be an insult
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

It's the same one.
Check the URL.

www.b3ta.com/talk/628873
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

damn those ninja edits
of the BBC
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

I read that
as nipple ejects, for some reason
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

sounds like something shouted during a robot fight scene
in a japanese cartoon, our robot hero in mid air strikes a defiant fighting pose with the cry of *nipple ejects*

immediately followed by lens flare on his nipples (and the all important zing sound effect) before they detach and attack the baddie
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Ah, but with new content!
how exciting.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)