have a drink
or several
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Agreeing with well, here

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

i'm nearly out of the good vodka
and the cheap stuff tastes like petrol :(
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The best booze is the type that can power agricultural machinery

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

then i am equipped with the best booze available to man
great justice
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Save me some for later
You can fuel & joyride a combine harvester when you're pissed.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

there'll be plenty left,
it was on offer in lidl, i've got 8 bottles
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Fucking hell
Post some over here
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

£6 per litre
i got all the bottles they had left
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'm sure Morrisons own brand is cheaper
It doesn't taste that bad for cheap shit. I wish they hadn't called it 'Morrinov', though - that's just awful.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

the lidl stuff is called rachmaninoff
and i live next door to lidl so it's not far to carry
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Red diesel
Mmmm, nom.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Have you got some kind of mixer that can improve the taste?
I'm convinced Irn Bru was invented for the sole purpose of making bad whisky drinkable - even if it wasn't, it achieves that goal very well.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

i've got grapefruit juice
you can drink anything with that assuming you like the taste of grapefruit
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

i had orange fanta and whisky for new years
i think i gave myself alcohol poisoning
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

My cleaning lady gave me half a large bottle of JD today.
WIN !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

It all taste the same once you add the pretend-fruit caffinated drinks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

it does,
the good stuff is usually drinkable neat though
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

Not my cup of tea.
A couple of cans of Relentless makes it go down much easeier.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

It also gives you bizarre dreams when you pass out

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

that reminds me,
i had the worst dream ever last night :(
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Worse than the other night when I dreamt that John Sergeant was elected as the Iranian President?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

far far worse
i don't really even want to relate it
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

Relentless is the worst energy drink

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Cracking caffeine content, though

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

it tastes really bad though
i like that monster energy stuff, same drink, nice taste
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

I have no alcohol.

Plus that isn't a permanent option.
( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

'isn't a permanent option'
hahaha

i beg to differ
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

hic!

( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

don't judge me :(

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

Sleep with your husband's best friend.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Just address the problem
Whatever it is, generally giving it time is the best thing.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)