Good evening.
What's the best way to stop obsessing about something?
( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

have a drink
or several
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Agreeing with well, here

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

i'm nearly out of the good vodka
and the cheap stuff tastes like petrol :(
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The best booze is the type that can power agricultural machinery

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

then i am equipped with the best booze available to man
great justice
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Save me some for later
You can fuel & joyride a combine harvester when you're pissed.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

there'll be plenty left,
it was on offer in lidl, i've got 8 bottles
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Fucking hell
Post some over here
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

£6 per litre
i got all the bottles they had left
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'm sure Morrisons own brand is cheaper
It doesn't taste that bad for cheap shit. I wish they hadn't called it 'Morrinov', though - that's just awful.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

the lidl stuff is called rachmaninoff
and i live next door to lidl so it's not far to carry
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Red diesel
Mmmm, nom.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Have you got some kind of mixer that can improve the taste?
I'm convinced Irn Bru was invented for the sole purpose of making bad whisky drinkable - even if it wasn't, it achieves that goal very well.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

i've got grapefruit juice
you can drink anything with that assuming you like the taste of grapefruit
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

i had orange fanta and whisky for new years
i think i gave myself alcohol poisoning
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

My cleaning lady gave me half a large bottle of JD today.
WIN !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

It all taste the same once you add the pretend-fruit caffinated drinks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

it does,
the good stuff is usually drinkable neat though
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

Not my cup of tea.
A couple of cans of Relentless makes it go down much easeier.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

It also gives you bizarre dreams when you pass out

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

that reminds me,
i had the worst dream ever last night :(
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Worse than the other night when I dreamt that John Sergeant was elected as the Iranian President?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

far far worse
i don't really even want to relate it
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

Relentless is the worst energy drink

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Cracking caffeine content, though

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

it tastes really bad though
i like that monster energy stuff, same drink, nice taste
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

I have no alcohol.

Plus that isn't a permanent option.
( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

'isn't a permanent option'
hahaha

i beg to differ
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

hic!

( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

don't judge me :(

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

Sleep with your husband's best friend.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Just address the problem
Whatever it is, generally giving it time is the best thing.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Kill it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Not an option

( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

When is killing not an option?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

In several situations.

( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

Man up and kill something.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Kill everyone you know.
Unless they're having a hard time.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

Kick it in the fanny

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

Delete your threads afterwards.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

That hasn't happened in AAAAAGGGGGEEEEESSSSS
Never did find out who/what it was but that was decades ago now.
( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

B3ta hasn't existed for even one decade yet.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Just ask her out and stop following her home.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Either that or 'Dando' her.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Suicide.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

This is probably the BEST OPTION for EVERYBODY, who isn't Friz. Oh no. Not Friz.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

He's having a hard time, bless him.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

wahhhh wahhhhhh
i said it to knobface last night - everyone has 'hard times' whining about it online and expecting attention and/or sympathy deserves a punch in the face.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

they really do
if you tell the internet you get everything you deserve
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I never cease to be amazed by new low levels of human patheticness.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

Just get him to talk about it in capitals.
As he knows all too well, that'll automatically make it 1,976.3% funnier.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Oh shit, Woodside, you just reminded me, it's the MancBash tonight.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

is it?

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

In unrelated news.
If all goes well, I may well find myself living in dirty MCR by the end of this year. Probably in the north.

That said, going by previous experience it probably won't and I'll be stuck where I am for ever and ever and ever.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

Where abouts in MCR?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

The job's in Blackley.
If I get it, I'll probably be resident somewhere on that side of town.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Ah, I think Gilgy has some fun stories around living in blackly.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

haha, 3 miles from me

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

why won't someone tell me what this is about :(

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

from what I can gather
friz DEFINITELY DIDN'T try and kill himself because piston broke's dog died.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

ha, suicide attempt?
no wai
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

DID FRIZ TRY TO AN HERO?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

according to glued eel
personally i've no idea
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

I heard there ABSOLUTELY WASN'T any ladies underwear or unconciousness going on
this is only what I'm guessing from what other people have posted.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

in short, I have no idea either

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Lets just hope he´s feeling better today
Poor little flower
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

little ickle
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

ooh, good call

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

nedroid.com/2009/06/how-to-entertain-beartato/
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

find something else to obsess over

( weaver., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

grow a beard

( scott,, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

What if you have one already?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

that's what double chins are for

( scott,, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

grow another one somewhere else

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

I already have :(
It is you isn't it/
( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Every time you think about it, smack yourself in the face.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

That's a very, very good plan.

( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

have a good solid two-fisted wank

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Is this 'something' Michael Jackson?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

haha

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

Yes
No

Maybe

No

Yes

No
( diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I really want it to be.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I've not heard anything from Mary J Blige recently

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

no
it's billy mays
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

RIP MICHAEL JORDAN

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)