even worse than standing on a three pin plug with bare feet?

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Or a hairbrush.
Which is basically the same experience, but sharper and with many more points.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Or stepping on a slug at 4am with no shoes or socks on, not painful, just feels fucking awful.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh yes, I've narrowly avoided that a few times.
My walk home from work sometimes ends with my boots covered in a slug massacre if it's been raining and I've not taken due care.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Or that intense feeling of fear in the first three seconds you get your head caught in something.
..until you realise, it isn't actually that bad.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Nah', not quite that bad.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

my dad did that once, one of the pins went right through his foot
he was heard to say "oh bother" and "drat it" and similar foul language
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No wonder you turned out how you did
with a father like that
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)