let's move along shall we, i neither have an x-box or care about wombat shit
tell me about yourself, how do you make your living? what hobbies do you have? show m your bumhole?
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

butthurt PS3 owner detected
get yourself an xbox
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

if i still have it, what a waste of money that was, every time i say never again, then i buy a console and never use it

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

haha, it's really useless isn't it?
i barely use mine other than to watch dvds
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

i mostly use my xbox to watch DivX movies from a USB stick
although i do get some more use out of it now i've got Guitar Hero World Tour
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

i meant the PS3
i flogged my 360 on ebay before it overheated on me
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

i haven't even bought a game, only the ones i got with it, i now realise
a, i'm too old for games
b, they still bore me
c, i go out too much
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

my main contribution to the world of video games is trolling /v/
i hardly play at all anymore
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Battletoads etc

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

you know, i really missed /v/ during the recent downtime
sad but true
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

I've never been on /v/

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

i haven't been on the boards for ages
i assume the twitter raid got it offline for a bit?
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

You really are my favourite kind of mongychops.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

thank you, i feel i use the mongychops forum i.d quite well, the other mongychops are not as good

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

I'm a student.
Send me money and bread.

I'm also working on a sketch show with a couple of friends, and simultaneously a podcast, to debut sometime in October.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

SHIT PODCAST
/ac
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

It should be pretty good, actually.
We're getting a lot of help from lecturers and the like.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

lecturers, those notable sources of edgy comedy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

It's not a comedy podcast.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

SHIT PODCAST

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

You'll see.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

It'll clash with baldmonkeys then.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

good on you

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Given that you're a student, shouldn't you have obscenely rich parents?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Is it a wombat then?
I hope you aren't telling lies.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Correct!
you win a cuddly toy!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Yeah, great.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I'm Alex. I'm 20 years old and I live in a village called Griffithstown in Wales.
I've been a travel agent for about a year and I like drinking, smoking and computers. What a life!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

sounds good to me

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

For a living, I move things from A to B.
When I'm not doing that, I write fiction in long sentences, compose odd but sonically interesting music and go walking o'er hill and dale.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

ICI Blackley?
that's 3 miles from me, good luck getting down Rochdale Road in the morning, it's usually a 5-mile car park
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

Not there, but fairly close.
I don't have a motor vehicle, so I'm not planning to run the traffic gauntlet.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

woah, you're going to WALK through Blackley?
invest in a stab-proof jacket
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

This, hard.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

At least it'll be familiar, I used to live in a very rough bit of Leeds.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

good thing about Blackley is it's ALL chemical works
it's like a mini-Middlesbrough

so if you get bored of the job there's another potential employer on every street

mostly dye industry, Clayton Aniline and coatings, Anchor Chemical
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

and why not, brilliant

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hello
my name is magnum. I work in website support. I like photography, stand up comedy and computer games. My bum hole is my own, but is quite distressed at the moment following a rather hellacious defecation this morning.
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

my name is magnum. I work in website support. I like photography, stand up comedy and computer games. My bum hole is my own, but is quite distressed at the moment following a rather hellacious defecation this morning. My name is Jacob Dyer etc..
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

I bring you a narrow, but illuminating insight into my life
and you treat me to a cheap arsed strike through.
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

never fear, i found it illuminating

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's nice we can all learn a bit about each other
just bringing a bit of togetherness to this pixels. Some bridge of discussion over a shared interest, perhaps a little support when the road looks a little too long.
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

i hope we can all bond a bit more everyday, let the love shine through

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Like a mountain stream

( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I enjoy romantic movies, a nice glass of sherry, the opera and long walks on the beach.
Now show me your cunt.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

sounds like you're happy

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I'm not entirely sure the internet is the best place to mention this.....
However, my name is Paul, and I do things on the internet for money. I also awnser phones in a cab firm for money. I also help out local grannys with technology for dinners.
I very much enjoy photography, socialising and other computery parts. I quite like reading books too.

I have Chrones desease and dyslexia, and sometimes life is a constant struggle, but then I do something, like not stub my toe, and it's ok.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

my dearest wish is that no one in the world ever stubs their toe ever again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

It's a fate worst than knocking your funny bone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

this one time I cut my fingernail too short, was touch and go for a while but I pulled through

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'ld take an extra tamazipam anyway, just to help calm down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

sod happy pills, those are for people who can't man the fuck up and pull their arses into gear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Now now, gilgy, you're forgeting the tens of people who take it for recreational reasons and want a real high buzz in about 6-8 weeks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

this reminds me of that time when i got a paper cut in the corner of my mouth from licking an envelope
i was manfully ignoring the pain so well, i completely forgot about it when i set about a packet of salt 'n' malt vinegar McCoys :(

oh, man! i nearly had to take a junior disprol
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

oh wow, I bet you got airlifted to the Emergency Papercut Intensive Care facility

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

i got a friction burn once off a curtain i brushed past
i was in the special burns unit for months, i had to learn to walk again and have a scab graft
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

even worse than standing on a three pin plug with bare feet?

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Or a hairbrush.
Which is basically the same experience, but sharper and with many more points.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Or stepping on a slug at 4am with no shoes or socks on, not painful, just feels fucking awful.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh yes, I've narrowly avoided that a few times.
My walk home from work sometimes ends with my boots covered in a slug massacre if it's been raining and I've not taken due care.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Or that intense feeling of fear in the first three seconds you get your head caught in something.
..until you realise, it isn't actually that bad.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Nah', not quite that bad.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

my dad did that once, one of the pins went right through his foot
he was heard to say "oh bother" and "drat it" and similar foul language
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No wonder you turned out how you did
with a father like that
( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Is it worse than getting a static shock from a shopping trolley?
That shit fucks you up.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

a smashing insight

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I work long and hard

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

haha, loser

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

I run the office in an auto garage, I write a lot, read a lot, drink and smoke a lot
show me your bumhole
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

apart from the garage bit, we could be twins

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm not so sure about that...I hear you have fantastic eyelashes
I, however, do not
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

and the writing
and reading
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Hello, my name is CowJam
I am the Patient Safety Administrator for the Division of Women's and Children's Services at the University Hospitals Bristol NHS Foundation Trust.

I'm in a bit of a lull at the moment on the extracurricular activities. I do web design, but it's largely work related (I make sites that are helpful to mine and my colleagues' daily grind).

I have a remote control elephant. He's called Bumholes. He lives in a caravan in France.
( CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Would you like some really boring and cliche web design work?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

No.
I don't have the time, sorry.
( CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

nice, reply
cool
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I make my living by catching electricity thieves.
FUNFUNFUN!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

BTW!
I've just got back from the cricket, I saw mexicans, the barmy army and naked men. Brill, better than milk.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

I totally used to wind my leccy meter back when I was a student
I might do it again right now actually
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

we used to have a static caravan in the lakes which used to have an old style electricity meter
when we went up there at weekends, i used to loosen the pin screw underneath meaning the wheel didn't spin and the numbers didn't turn
couple that with swapping our half empty gas bottles for freshly changed ones off the site-owned caravans meant that our utility bill for the year rarely exceeded £60
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I don't care.
If you're not in the south wales area, it's not my problem. Did you know there are 4 terminals on a prepayment meter, if you cross the wires between terminal 1 and 4 you bypass the mechanism that charges you for usage? Hot tip, wouldn't recommend trying it though, very dangerous.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

oh wow, you have electricity in wales now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i know someone who sticks the end of match in there to slow the movement of the dial

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

That's the old style meters.
New ones are digital, with the older ones, sticking magnets either side of the meter would slow the dial down.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

gotta catch them all, good work

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

I try my best.
Thanks for your support.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

hello mongychops
i'm forum user 22907, aka milknosugar, aka kevin.
i am a hard working civil servant who likes rugby league, real ale, photography, music and computerystuff
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

nice one, good forum post

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Plus I like long walks on the beech, and hugs under the blanket infront of the fire while it's snowing outside.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

I like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Yay a northerner!

( CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

Hello. My name is Richard. I design websites and sell IT hardware and software. I like to play football and travel around Spain. Will gaz you my bumhole.

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Oh cool, El Guiri is here.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

my life is complete

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

great times

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

I am an apprentice brewer
I like beer, powerkites, mountainbikes cooking and the odd bit of lazy fishing with mates.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

KITES!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Yes, kites!
An ongoing obsession. You fly?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I dabble in kitesurfing.
What kind of kite flying do you do?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Mostly with a landboard and fixed bridle foils
I really want to get out on the water though, looks like fun.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

Sweet, I've been meaning to get myself a landboard.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

It is great fun, I wouldn't buy anything fancy to start off with.
A £120ish Scrub will do everything you want for the first year or so.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

Yeah, I used to go down sand dunes on my mates cheapish scrub, so I think I'll pick one up when I'm ready to give it a try.
Cheers.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

*proper beer fives*
I'm guessing I wouldn't be able to get your brewery stuff oop north though? :(

/Elgood's Double Swan at the moment
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Probably not, we don't supply much outside of Kent.
I brew for Hopdaemon, our website is shit but our ratebeer reviews are good!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

excellent stuff

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

Why thank you!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'm Stephen. I have a lot of hobbies I rotate around my short attention span.
I'm temping as a support desk analyst. I have an interview next thursday for a full time job. I like robots, laser beams, juicy brains and wine gums.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Do you prefer lasers or robots? I'd have to say, lasers.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

If there's any way I can combine the two then I'm happy

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Robots with lasers or kittens with lasers?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Robots with lasers definitely
Unless they're giant city destroying kittens. Then it's a tough call
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

lovely stuff

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hey Mongy
im still hanging in here
:)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

cool and the gang

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

absolutely
ice box!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I fixed a computer at Marble Hill house yesterday
That is all.

SIGH: I fix computers for a living, for myself, no boss, woo.

I like EBM, clubbing, reading and whatnot. My main interest is animals.

I might be doing nursing in September, depending on the interview on Monday.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

All right Sammi?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

Pretty good thanks Paul
And you?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

bit of a cop out there sammi, no offence, it's good to share

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I work as an office cleaner supervisor
and next week I'll be working in the shop in the North Hampshire hospital
my hobbies are eating barbeque, watching films and talking shit
and if I was crowned Miss Universe, I'd end suffering for everyone
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

nice things, great

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

you're pleased?
you're like the father figure I always wanted
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

i'm lightguy and i work as a high-powered rock and roll guitarist/fireworks tester/chocolate inventor
in my spare time i like to do some filing, phone clients, basic admin etc.
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

great lifestyle

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)